But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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