maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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