69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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