Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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