I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
did you just send me my own nude
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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