I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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