Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Randomize
