I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
