She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
