I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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