worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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