My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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