margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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