I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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