Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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