y did u give ur computer a hand job?
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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