And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Randomize
