I just pynch a tree in the face
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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