I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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