I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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