When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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