Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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