I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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