So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize