these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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