We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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