White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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