Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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