how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
