i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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