is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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