Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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