what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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