yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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