Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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