Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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