He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
this just has baby written all over it
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He shit in the fireplace
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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