wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
This house was built for laser tag.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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