Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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