I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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