I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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