hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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