yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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