either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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