fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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