Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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