she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
how does that bad decision feel?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
why is half of my head shaved?
Randomize
