Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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