all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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