Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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