They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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