I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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