I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Do vagina's smell?
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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