so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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