after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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