TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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