Nicole vs. Life
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
The beer is more important than you right now.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
