Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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