Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
